Have you heard? Have you heard?

Is it possible for me to care any less? I don’t think so. Here’s my Bloglines cycling news summary from this morning:

  1. Miller backs off on comments
  2. Lance Armstrong, Sheryl Crow announce they’re breaking up
  3. Armstrong and Crow are breaking up
  4. Bode Miller is back skiing and talking again
  5. As long as there is hope, we must fight to live
  6. Crow and Armstrong split
  7. They’re wheely over
  8. Miller Finishes 3rd; New Controversy
  9. Armstrong, Crow split up
  10. Lance Armstrong, Sheryl Crow Break Up
  11. Lance Armstrong, Sheryl Crow decide to split up
  12. Lance Armstrong, Sheryl Crow Break Up
  13. Boonen wins Tour of Qatar
  14. Miller returns with third-place finish
  15. Armstrong and Crow decide to part
  16. Armstrong and Crow decide to part
  17. Lance Armstrong, Sheryl Crow break up
  18. Lance Armstrong, Sheryl Crow Split Up…
  19. Cyclist Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow announce they’re breaking up
  20. Lance Armstrong, Sheryl Crow Call It Quits
  21. Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong Split Up
  22. Lance Armstrong, Crow Decide to Split
  23. Lance Armstrong, Crow Decide to Split
  24. Lance Armstrong, Sheryl Crow announce they’re breaking up
  25. Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow split
  26. The singer and the cyclist call off their wedding
  27. Bode Miller to apologize to Armstrong
  28. Boonen completes victory in Qatar

Now, let’s examine this for just one second. Cycling news? I see #13 and #28. The rest is celebrity gossip. Pah!

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